Skip all holidays, go straight to Christmas
You ever notice that Thanksgiving is less and less of a thing now and that Halloween only exists to serve as a marker for the Christmas season? Even the weather is skipping November. We got 3 inches of Snow in October. And yet it still seems so far away from this side of the calendar.
I got an e-mail from a hopeful employer! Let’s hope this one actually responds again and doesn’t ignore me until I stop trying to contact them! I don’t know what a Learning Facilitator II even does. I do know they will pay me to facilitate learning though.
I Tagged Adventure Time on my tumblr.
The first 6 posts were slash related. …the fuck is wrong with you internet?
Got my first ever speeding ticket today. Doh! It was $90 for doing 60 in a 40. You know, its weird, I feel like I’ve mentally rehearsed this exact scenario so much that when it happened I felt numb to the whole thing. I wasn’t mad, confused, or scared, I just handed over my license and registration and thanked the guy for his time. It doesn’t even bother me that I lost $90. I...
Batman isn't sexist; He punches everyone in the...
This weird issue has cropped up surrounding Arkham City in regards to the use of the word “bitch”. I find it strange. Everyone seems to be complaining that every female character is referred to as bitch at some point, yet no one is the least bit perturbed by the fact that much of the flavor dialogue when discussing them also includes implications of rape? There’s some fine ladies...
I Must Decipher This Cookie
What the hell is a Lieber Princez and how do I eat it? (Is it a Love Prince?)
A Mind Needs Books Like a Sword Needs a Whetstone
This is (supposedly) a real recording of a real life Batman. Phoenix Jones is a honest to goodness super-hero who operates in Seattle, Washington. I believe there is an entire “Justice League” that operates with him. Phoenix Jones was recently arrested for assault. I can’t decide if this guy is a hero or a nutjob. Maybe he’s both? On one hand you have to give it to a guy...
Some asshole decided it would be cool to steal my Xbox Live account. I noticed earlier today that I had been charged over $125 confirmed from Xbox live automated e-mails and thought “That shit ain’t right”. So, I called up my credit card and promptly had it locked and cancelled, should be getting a new one in a week? Boy, I’ll be upset if that means I don’t get...
Note how all but one is Nintendo? Get to work Japan.